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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

neuroticdragon:

anxiousmonster:

kaffrun:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

HAHAHA OH MY GOD. I actually did put my fingers in them. How did I not know? :P

I USED TO CHEW ON THEM UNTIL THEY EXPLODED AND THEN MY MOM HAD YO BUY ME ANOTHER 

#dead

I was playing one of those just the other day at my friends. LOOOOOOOL 

I always liked to put them in my mouth instead………..holy shit………

misterkhanh:

omfg what is air.

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

westhebess:

Best. Response. Ever.